Insult the Fable 2 Hero

Lionhead wants you to let them have it. Give the your worst insults.

Another Fable 2 Community Call, this time we want you to “Insult the Hero”

We need a replacement for the tired old “Arseface” from the original Fable, as the Hero Title which you receive when you get enough NPCs to hate your guts. So, if any of you chaps and chappettes have some abusive and derisive ideas, now is the time to shout and share it with the team! Or rather post them in the comments of this blog (we are going to regret this aren’t we?), and who knows, if it’s good enough the title might make it onto our shortlist!

Read some of our entries here.

39 Comments on Insult the Fable 2 Hero

  1. ash
    November 15, 2007

    i think some good suggestion names would be
    bum-biter
    scum of albion

  2. kroy23
    November 15, 2007

    if anyone here has seen red vs blue…

    when you are done a fight, your hero could say, “bow chika bow wow” just like tucker

  3. jimmysjams
    November 15, 2007

    Arsemonger
    Sally-shoe-maker
    Colonoscopy

  4. death
    November 16, 2007

    Jail mate( you know what i mean) dont drop the soap
    butt buddy(self explanitory)

  5. Zeronock
    November 16, 2007

    Boot Licker
    Hob Lover
    Nerf Herder(star wars ftw)
    Lint Licker
    Arseface(sometimes it doesn’t need to be changed)
    Flamer(the scourge of forums everywhere)
    Dungbreath

    just a few ideas

  6. nobody
    November 17, 2007

    asscheese
    tub-o-lard
    chunky dunk
    tardo
    brick face
    sickly child
    stink breath
    hamster lady/man
    poopy pants
    cow manure
    old fart
    mindless zombie
    disgruntled idiot
    scrunch face
    blatant retard
    butt munch
    barf bag
    rock biter
    failure
    sword absorber
    wrinkly beast
    oversized creature

  7. nobody
    November 17, 2007

    waste of life/time/air/ etc.
    swine smeller
    rotty refuse
    waste disposal unit
    blundering oaf
    village idiot
    dull minded roofer
    duckling
    small fry
    shrimp
    four eyes
    clutz
    butt monkey
    stale loaf
    slimey alien
    scragly skeleton
    show off
    boring bib
    goat hugger
    bean farmer

  8. nobody
    November 17, 2007

    punching bag
    slow poke
    glorified gutter scum
    shit shooter
    slippery worm
    ignoramous
    ass butt (simpsons)
    toddler
    pig milker
    bark eater
    biggy
    flea ridden fur bag
    dizzy noob
    lousy drunk
    moldy muffin
    spoiled brat
    hairless rat
    scum dweller
    gutter cleaner

  9. bob
    November 18, 2007

    yellow bellyed sissy
    son of a square
    pitsburgain square
    a bent sheep
    jerkass
    jekette jr.
    old man winkle
    pompas pigeon
    tangy tomato
    there all so obvious

  10. Ashley
    November 21, 2007

    sissy
    mammas boy/girl
    twat
    dickhead
    retard

  11. antony
    November 23, 2007

    Puss Sucker,
    Blaot wheesle,
    Slime urchin.
    boil ooze
    ‘Oi’
    scab licker/sucker/chewer
    putrid vermin
    nit flummonxer

  12. max
    November 25, 2007

    it should depend on wether the hero is good or evil

  13. Leon
    November 26, 2007

    Assclown, there’s an insult for you.

  14. ANDY
    November 26, 2007

    asslicker, numb nuts, moron, billy no mates, sadistic abusive whore (disturbed song lyrics)

  15. nobody
    November 26, 2007

    wriggly worm
    scaley serpent
    mold farmer
    useless gibbet
    blank slate
    pot head
    crack pot
    puke bag
    fat slime bucket
    (insert antagonist name here) puppet
    axe duller
    tool
    indoor kid
    artard
    rubber necker
    scum of albion
    hobo
    festering sore
    burnt out
    grease kernel
    captain ovious
    cracker
    fart eater
    your so full of it you need a fiber totty
    (any sort of shakespearean insults)
    noob cake
    fugly
    old bag
    cue ball (if the player is bald)
    disfigured mongrol
    buzz butt
    flatulent blood clot
    yellow bellied

  16. nobody
    November 26, 2007

    pencil necked geek
    trekie
    fluke of the universe
    i’m okay, youre not okay
    fart bag
    gutter scum
    candy carrying goody two shoe feather duster
    road vermin
    hog breath
    air muscle
    guano fodder
    fatty McFatfat
    fatty mcbitch
    wild and crazy man-faced cow bitch
    cattle cuddler
    buck toothed pea brained oaf
    youre quite daft
    thick sculled thumb sucker
    cradle climbing coin flibber
    ink spot
    egg sucker
    youre are as the skid mark on the underpants of society
    big john
    latrine diver
    sewer swimmer
    lardo man
    extra extra extra large
    junk food junky
    immovable beached whale
    kitty litter licker
    you’ll always be nobody
    sewer cake
    hero (said very sarcastically)
    ahhhh! it the undead
    fish reaking barf bubble

  17. nobody
    November 26, 2007

    gangreen goblin
    intel allergic
    sneezy spit wad
    hornless toad
    yellow bellied pigeon livered scaredy quacker
    big blubbing girl
    scratch bob itch pants (simpsons)
    plunger sucking lassy
    limp muscled small fry
    snail racer
    bastardly cliff racer
    cheese ball
    fart factory
    skooma sucking scamp

  18. nobody
    November 26, 2007

    brain dead dalek
    brow ridged klingon
    roast pig suckle
    great green globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
    mutilated monkey meat
    french fried parrot feet
    piled up porpous puss
    spineless spunked up crap grabber
    carp face
    does youre face hurt? cause its killing me!
    puddle dwelling larvae
    lich blood mush
    hobbe pellet
    nettle neading thorn pincher
    necro bulge
    putrid piss pot
    nose nectar
    oddish pit fur
    pickled pepper picker
    green blooded vulcan
    pointy eared elf
    rancid composting
    detritis feeder

  19. nobody
    November 26, 2007

    carrion coddeling crab muster
    moss gathering rolling stone
    Youre going down like a Led Zeppelin
    miserable gitty bastard
    cod liver grind oil
    gravey sucking pigs (steve martin)
    fruit fly fondeling fart fetcher
    seal clubbing monster
    tree hugging hippy
    sugar vampire
    tribble troubler
    tar sipping fisher
    horse lord
    halfling
    fur-toed hobbit
    gangly gollum
    tourist
    sniveling toad
    beautiful as a cave troll
    grond weilding goat swine
    supreme ruler of the realm of stupidity
    king of the nerds
    vulgar vulture necked noodle slurper
    grass master
    fish lipped singer
    ale master
    yabbering yodle-yak

  20. Mimicshay
    November 27, 2007

    McLovin (Someone who wants to be older than they are)

    Quagmire (Your the person people just cant seem to get away from, even though they try)

    Nub/Noob (STILL a beginner)

    Peeon (The lowest of the low)

    Whoremonger (A fan of the “loose women” may possibly have several illegitimate children)

    Poser (All and all, still jsut a wannabe)

  21. Adi
    November 27, 2007

    Bum Swallow.

  22. Joda
    November 29, 2007

    sewer rat

  23. nobody
    December 1, 2007

    mangy cur
    girl scout
    cheese cutter
    wind breaker
    butt face
    tubsy
    powerless peep
    empty skulled nobody
    de-evolved result of incest
    bastardo
    better off dead
    dumpster dwelling dummy
    mossed up supper sloth
    scaley skinned spitoon
    slimey lump of scar tissue
    malodorous filth
    lousy ingrate
    losing streak
    low down no good loser
    dirt eater
    dust biter
    bucket kicker
    better off burried
    bad rubish
    liar liar pants on fire
    ugly toad skinned git
    annoying rodent faced scrunch ball

  24. Tim
    December 6, 2007

    maggot eater

  25. daddy cane
    December 7, 2007

    peter molyneux is a pretty bad insult, damn he looks like a chicken. i hope they have snipers in fable 2 and silences RPG Grenades and night vision so you can go for night walks and kick chickens and i rekon there should be a mission where you have to kick a giant chicken and its called peter molyneux cause he looks like one, he can be king of the chcikens and he can be the final boss in fable 2, if they put this idea in the game which they probly will you have to put me in the credits and send me 5% of the final profits feel free to email me beefking69er@hotmail.com

  26. nobody
    December 8, 2007

    youre not the first person whos said that, but you are perhaps the stupidest. if you dont appreciate fable or dont like molyneux thats youre choice but comming here and insulting him makes you sound juvenile and witless, even on a page dedicated to insults. so shut the fuck up.

  27. morerunes
    December 12, 2007

    lactating bloody goat hump being used as a butt-wipe before being squished between two moldy ostrich-eyes filled with maggot guts.

  28. SIX(sic)SIX
    December 14, 2007

    i think something like ‘Peasant’ or ‘Berk’ might work well with the style of Fable NPC’s speech.

  29. Necromancer
    December 20, 2007

    Erm lets see here…
    Failure King
    Mould magnet!
    Peasant’s Bad Name

    Poor in 2 ways
    The failing swinger
    Actual titles:
    Dingbat
    Slugsucker
    Sworddropper
    Arrowcatcher
    Clutzyboy
    Wimpqueen
    D*ckswinger
    B*obblobber
    The walking incinerator!
    King O’ Prostitutes
    The Great Old’ Geezer
    Gigglegobbler
    Emptyhead
    Zero
    Birdsh*t Catcher
    Birdsh*t Bather
    Birtsh*t :P
    Transfestit (No thats NOT a typo. Say it out loud)
    Dan from the Pub
    Snotpot
    CamelKing
    What comes out of the other end of everyone
    DeadPigSexSlave
    Mestrating Man
    Tatpoo

    You put the…
    Jest in majestic
    Bum in Bum
    Arse in Sparse
    Utter and Complete Failure

    ^^Hehe^^

  30. Orpheus
    December 21, 2007

    Asshat
    bobby dangler
    Crotch Goblin
    Cockweed
    Butt Dumpling

  31. Douglas Payjack
    December 21, 2007

    Dung Breath
    Man Whore
    Petifile
    Dumb Dumb
    Cheapscate
    pervert
    street rat(should be starting title)
    Scoundrel
    Thief
    PIMP Daddy
    Fag
    Retard
    Wrinkle buns
    Short stuff
    prostitute
    Scaredy pants

  32. Bags
    December 23, 2007

    Personally, I’m a big fan of Asshat.

  33. burntcracker304
    March 25, 2008

    scallywag
    dingbat
    dingleberry
    embicile
    numskull

  34. burntcracker304
    March 25, 2008

    lol “wrinkle buns” tha’s a good one

  35. burntcracker304
    March 25, 2008

    how about…
    worthless knave

  36. jackyboy
    March 26, 2008

    go back to the gutter rat boy
    your face looks like a hobbes butt
    call them muscles? ive seen more meat on a salad
    im so scared (sarcastic) let me get your hand bag
    anyone can shoot somone, takes a real man to stab someone.
    i thought of you the other day, i was cleaning out the privy
    how about a wedding ring for my finger ehh? and a knife to cut out my eyes?
    hello zero
    you know what the difference between you and a bucket full of balverine crap? the bucket
    you call that sex?

  37. Mason
    June 29, 2008

    Either wanker or asshat. Pompous jerk is good…

  38. qwerty
    August 18, 2008

    The Spethial Hero

  39. yakeshi
    July 30, 2009

    Harasshole (Harass + Asshole. And I know it sounds too much like "her asshole" but… what ya gonna do? Overenunciate? (sp))
    Mook (Lion King. Tamone FTW)

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