Insult the Fable 2 Hero
Published by Albion Knight on November 15th, 2007
Lionhead wants you to let them have it. Give the your worst insults.
Another Fable 2 Community Call, this time we want you to “Insult the Hero”
We need a replacement for the tired old “Arseface” from the original Fable, as the Hero Title which you receive when you get enough NPCs to hate your guts. So, if any of you chaps and chappettes have some abusive and derisive ideas, now is the time to shout and share it with the team! Or rather post them in the comments of this blog (we are going to regret this aren’t we?), and who knows, if it’s good enough the title might make it onto our shortlist!
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There is currently 38 replies to this item, "Insult the Fable 2 Hero"
replied on November 15, 2007 at 2:48 PM (#17911)
i think some good suggestion names would be
bum-biter
scum of albion
replied on November 15, 2007 at 3:40 PM (#17914)
if anyone here has seen red vs blue…
when you are done a fight, your hero could say, “bow chika bow wow” just like tucker
replied on November 15, 2007 at 8:03 PM (#17922)
Arsemonger
Sally-shoe-maker
Colonoscopy
replied on November 16, 2007 at 4:59 AM (#17944)
Jail mate( you know what i mean) dont drop the soap
butt buddy(self explanitory)
replied on November 16, 2007 at 4:30 PM (#17965)
Boot Licker
Hob Lover
Nerf Herder(star wars ftw)
Lint Licker
Arseface(sometimes it doesn’t need to be changed)
Flamer(the scourge of forums everywhere)
Dungbreath
just a few ideas
replied on November 17, 2007 at 2:38 AM (#17987)
asscheese
tub-o-lard
chunky dunk
tardo
brick face
sickly child
stink breath
hamster lady/man
poopy pants
cow manure
old fart
mindless zombie
disgruntled idiot
scrunch face
blatant retard
butt munch
barf bag
rock biter
failure
sword absorber
wrinkly beast
oversized creature
replied on November 17, 2007 at 2:45 AM (#17988)
waste of life/time/air/ etc.
swine smeller
rotty refuse
waste disposal unit
blundering oaf
village idiot
dull minded roofer
duckling
small fry
shrimp
four eyes
clutz
butt monkey
stale loaf
slimey alien
scragly skeleton
show off
boring bib
goat hugger
bean farmer
replied on November 17, 2007 at 2:55 AM (#17989)
punching bag
slow poke
glorified gutter scum
shit shooter
slippery worm
ignoramous
ass butt (simpsons)
toddler
pig milker
bark eater
biggy
flea ridden fur bag
dizzy noob
lousy drunk
moldy muffin
spoiled brat
hairless rat
scum dweller
gutter cleaner
replied on November 18, 2007 at 7:49 PM (#18061)
yellow bellyed sissy
son of a square
pitsburgain square
a bent sheep
jerkass
jekette jr.
old man winkle
pompas pigeon
tangy tomato
there all so obvious
replied on November 21, 2007 at 7:19 PM (#18163)
sissy
mammas boy/girl
twat
dickhead
retard
replied on November 23, 2007 at 12:05 AM (#18204)
Puss Sucker,
Blaot wheesle,
Slime urchin.
boil ooze
‘Oi’
scab licker/sucker/chewer
putrid vermin
nit flummonxer
replied on November 25, 2007 at 5:47 PM (#18319)
it should depend on wether the hero is good or evil
replied on November 26, 2007 at 1:50 AM (#18333)
Assclown, there’s an insult for you.
replied on November 26, 2007 at 7:48 PM (#18360)
[…] Re: Insult the Hero Long list of insults on the comment page Insult the Fable 2 Hero | Fable 2 […]
replied on November 26, 2007 at 8:49 PM (#18362)
asslicker, numb nuts, moron, billy no mates, sadistic abusive whore (disturbed song lyrics)
replied on November 26, 2007 at 9:18 PM (#18363)
wriggly worm
scaley serpent
mold farmer
useless gibbet
blank slate
pot head
crack pot
puke bag
fat slime bucket
(insert antagonist name here) puppet
axe duller
tool
indoor kid
artard
rubber necker
scum of albion
hobo
festering sore
burnt out
grease kernel
captain ovious
cracker
fart eater
your so full of it you need a fiber totty
(any sort of shakespearean insults)
noob cake
fugly
old bag
cue ball (if the player is bald)
disfigured mongrol
buzz butt
flatulent blood clot
yellow bellied
replied on November 26, 2007 at 9:33 PM (#18364)
pencil necked geek
trekie
fluke of the universe
i’m okay, youre not okay
fart bag
gutter scum
candy carrying goody two shoe feather duster
road vermin
hog breath
air muscle
guano fodder
fatty McFatfat
fatty mcbitch
wild and crazy man-faced cow bitch
cattle cuddler
buck toothed pea brained oaf
youre quite daft
thick sculled thumb sucker
cradle climbing coin flibber
ink spot
egg sucker
youre are as the skid mark on the underpants of society
big john
latrine diver
sewer swimmer
lardo man
extra extra extra large
junk food junky
immovable beached whale
kitty litter licker
you’ll always be nobody
sewer cake
hero (said very sarcastically)
ahhhh! it the undead
fish reaking barf bubble
replied on November 26, 2007 at 9:39 PM (#18365)
gangreen goblin
intel allergic
sneezy spit wad
hornless toad
yellow bellied pigeon livered scaredy quacker
big blubbing girl
scratch bob itch pants (simpsons)
plunger sucking lassy
limp muscled small fry
snail racer
bastardly cliff racer
cheese ball
fart factory
skooma sucking scamp
replied on November 26, 2007 at 10:37 PM (#18370)
brain dead dalek
brow ridged klingon
roast pig suckle
great green globs of greasy grimey gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
french fried parrot feet
piled up porpous puss
spineless spunked up crap grabber
carp face
does youre face hurt? cause its killing me!
puddle dwelling larvae
lich blood mush
hobbe pellet
nettle neading thorn pincher
necro bulge
putrid piss pot
nose nectar
oddish pit fur
pickled pepper picker
green blooded vulcan
pointy eared elf
rancid composting
detritis feeder
replied on November 26, 2007 at 10:54 PM (#18371)
carrion coddeling crab muster
moss gathering rolling stone
Youre going down like a Led Zeppelin
miserable gitty bastard
cod liver grind oil
gravey sucking pigs (steve martin)
fruit fly fondeling fart fetcher
seal clubbing monster
tree hugging hippy
sugar vampire
tribble troubler
tar sipping fisher
horse lord
halfling
fur-toed hobbit
gangly gollum
tourist
sniveling toad
beautiful as a cave troll
grond weilding goat swine
supreme ruler of the realm of stupidity
king of the nerds
vulgar vulture necked noodle slurper
grass master
fish lipped singer
ale master
yabbering yodle-yak
replied on November 27, 2007 at 2:25 AM (#18378)
McLovin (Someone who wants to be older than they are)
Quagmire (Your the person people just cant seem to get away from, even though they try)
Nub/Noob (STILL a beginner)
Peeon (The lowest of the low)
Whoremonger (A fan of the “loose women” may possibly have several illegitimate children)
Poser (All and all, still jsut a wannabe)
replied on November 27, 2007 at 5:54 PM (#18413)
Bum Swallow.
replied on November 29, 2007 at 5:35 PM (#18459)
sewer rat
replied on December 1, 2007 at 4:58 PM (#18496)
mangy cur
girl scout
cheese cutter
wind breaker
butt face
tubsy
powerless peep
empty skulled nobody
de-evolved result of incest
bastardo
better off dead
dumpster dwelling dummy
mossed up supper sloth
scaley skinned spitoon
slimey lump of scar tissue
malodorous filth
lousy ingrate
losing streak
low down no good loser
dirt eater
dust biter
bucket kicker
better off burried
bad rubish
liar liar pants on fire
ugly toad skinned git
annoying rodent faced scrunch ball
replied on December 6, 2007 at 1:26 AM (#18549)
maggot eater
replied on December 7, 2007 at 3:03 PM (#18586)
peter molyneux is a pretty bad insult, damn he looks like a chicken. i hope they have snipers in fable 2 and silences RPG Grenades and night vision so you can go for night walks and kick chickens and i rekon there should be a mission where you have to kick a giant chicken and its called peter molyneux cause he looks like one, he can be king of the chcikens and he can be the final boss in fable 2, if they put this idea in the game which they probly will you have to put me in the credits and send me 5% of the final profits feel free to email me beefking69er@hotmail.com
replied on December 8, 2007 at 4:51 PM (#18612)
youre not the first person whos said that, but you are perhaps the stupidest. if you dont appreciate fable or dont like molyneux thats youre choice but comming here and insulting him makes you sound juvenile and witless, even on a page dedicated to insults. so shut the fuck up.
replied on December 12, 2007 at 10:40 PM (#18730)
lactating bloody goat hump being used as a butt-wipe before being squished between two moldy ostrich-eyes filled with maggot guts.
replied on December 14, 2007 at 8:53 PM (#18796)
i think something like ‘Peasant’ or ‘Berk’ might work well with the style of Fable NPC’s speech.
replied on December 20, 2007 at 1:07 AM (#18970)
NIGGER!!!!
replied on December 20, 2007 at 3:06 PM (#19011)
Erm lets see here…
Failure King
Mould magnet!
Peasant’s Bad Name
Poor in 2 ways
The failing swinger
Actual titles:
Dingbat
Slugsucker
Sworddropper
Arrowcatcher
Clutzyboy
Wimpqueen
D*ckswinger
B*obblobber
The walking incinerator!
King O’ Prostitutes
The Great Old’ Geezer
Gigglegobbler
Emptyhead
Zero
Birdsh*t Catcher
Birdsh*t Bather
Birtsh*t
Transfestit (No thats NOT a typo. Say it out loud)
Dan from the Pub
Snotpot
CamelKing
What comes out of the other end of everyone
DeadPigSexSlave
Mestrating Man
Tatpoo
You put the…
Jest in majestic
Bum in Bum
Arse in Sparse
Utter and Complete Failure
^^Hehe^^
replied on December 21, 2007 at 12:14 AM (#19041)
Asshat
bobby dangler
Crotch Goblin
Cockweed
Butt Dumpling
replied on December 21, 2007 at 6:38 PM (#19105)
Dung Breath
Man Whore
Petifile
Dumb Dumb
Cheapscate
pervert
street rat(should be starting title)
Scoundrel
Thief
PIMP Daddy
Fag
Retard
Wrinkle buns
Short stuff
prostitute
Scaredy pants
replied on December 23, 2007 at 2:43 AM (#19213)
Personally, I’m a big fan of Asshat.
replied on January 8, 2008 at 2:29 PM (#20003)
ass licking,cunt munching,fag fucking,
gay
dick
daniel bouette
hi
replied on March 25, 2008 at 1:42 AM (#22711)
scallywag
dingbat
dingleberry
embicile
numskull
replied on March 25, 2008 at 1:43 AM (#22712)
lol “wrinkle buns” tha’s a good one
replied on March 25, 2008 at 1:45 AM (#22713)
how about…
worthless knave